Now with richer, blacker ink!
That second to the last panel has been lovingly nicknamed Heavy Metal Jesus by all of us around the office. And by 'all of us' I mean me. And by 'around the office' I mean running around screaming 'HEAVY METAL JAY-SUUUS!' in my best Danzig voice.
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Good to see Max again. I like me a strong chin on a dude.
Now as acting manager and spokesman of our fine company I must extend my apologies for the...well erratic isn't really the right word and the best word isn't a polite one. We've got a lot of moving peices going on right now as well as a cartoonist with his bitchy excuses. Whiner. We are getting back to a solid weekly schedule I assure you.
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Grah! This dang beat-up computer I been using is starting to really die on me here. What makes me feeling guilty is I've been using this computer to find a replacement. Am I the only one that feels weird about that? Isn't it like making your girlfriend or wife find their replacement?
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If there is any moral to this story, please let me know. I don't feel like I learned anything from all this.
Shows like Thundercats and G.I. Joe taught me that I'm supposed to learn something after a terrible violent incident. All I've learned is that I'm kinda hungry.
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It's been a week and the 'new' feel of the new year is nearly gone. Sure yeah I've really worn it once or twice and washed it of course but it still feels new. Not so much a tangible feeling as much as the familiarity of it still feels strange. Breaking in year takes time so you can't rush it. I know that soon it'll be broken in with scuff marks and small tears on the joints and the soul starting to be rubbed out to a paper thin membrane.
That's inevitable but I suppose thats the appeal of new years. No matter how much you just beat it to shit and abuse it nearly to the point of destruction you've got another brand new one right around the corner!
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Woo last comic of the year! It's good to end the year with a kick to the face!
Oh yeah, the shmuck who draws this nonsense wanted to say a few words. Just smile and pat him on the head and maybe he'll leave.
Hey folks! I just wanted to take the time to thank each and every one of you who reads the comic. This year has unfortunately had too many gaps in updating that I do humbly apologize for but I promise that next year will be much better! There's lots ahead in 2012 including a full redesign of the site and more of the crude, slapsticky goodness you've come to enjoy. The world probably won't end next december but hell, I'm gonna pretend that it will and act like this is my last year of drawing comics! So have a safe but wild New Year pals!
And again, thank you for reading!
-C.M. Ridge
I must add that if yous guys don't get plastered tomorrow I will be very dissapointed in you.
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I noticed netflix had The Street Fighter to stream and being one of my favorite movies I had to give it a watch. But it was an edited version! Like everytime someone got killed they cut it out! No x-ray skull smash! No guy getting his dick ripped off! And the grand climax where he rips out a dudes throat, GONE!
I'm very dissapointed in you netflix. The double charging and stupid 'flixster' faux pas I can look past but having the piss-poor no-violence version of The Street Fight is UNACCEPTABLE.
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The only thing I have to say, is if you haven't been out to see 'The Muppets' yet than I don't even want to KNOW you.
For those of you who have seen it, OHMYGOD wasn't it GREAT! It cured me of the angry mood I was in! It's the perfect cure for bad feelings!*
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*claims not verified by the FDA but what the hell do they know?
I wanna sit here and tell you that I'm skipping all of this black friday nonsense because I'm a smart consumer. A guy who doesn't fall for the retail boobey-traps that stores set up that trick you into spending more than you wanted in the guise of getting a great deal.
Lemme level with you here, I'm skipping it because my holiday has left me with a lack of sleep that I wanna catch up on. Also I don't have any damn money right now.
Also actually I hate people and crowds doubley so.
Full disclosure if there is any sort of moral or intellectual platform on something I will never be on it.
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No seriously this was up yesterday. I mean yeah I'm posting a bloggitty-bloop today but the comic was there yesterday.
Look I believe that YOU believe it's up late. I'm just sayin' that maybe you should see a doctor because you might have a tumor.
Because I care about you.
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